Last night, Shane decided that he wanted to have a profound conversation about bullying and things that were going on at school and how he should handle them.
Somehow the conversation took a left turn.
And kept going.
Shane was worrying about someone stealing his most valuable possession - his ducky and his doggie blanket. So, Ken explained that while Ducky and Doggie Blanket are important possessions to Shane, if someone broke into the house, they would not steal Ducky and Doggie Blanket because they are only valuable to him. That they would be looking to steal valuables like our silver and china.
SHANE: Mom...would you be sad if someone stole your china?
ME: No, Shane. I wouldn't care if they took the china.
SHANE: What about if they stole Ducky.
ME: They are not going to steal Ducky.
OWEN: Mom...would you be sad if they stole your vagina?
ME: Ummmm ... that's not possible.
KEN: Yes...
China...vagina. It rhymes. I guess that's how Owen got from a to z.
So, I guess Owen was listening to our conversation about body parts after all, eh?
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You told me this at the game last night, but it's just as funny today. Nice, Owen, NICE.
Oh yeah...I linked your blog to mine. I hope that's OK.
ROFL! Isn't it great that we can save these quotes for future blackmail!
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