Who knew that this:

didn't equal this:

Apparently everyone else but me.
Sadly enough, even
Ken knew it.
So in a truly
blond moment, I bought tartar sauce for Ken to make his butterscotch meringue pie thinking that it was cream of tartar.
Stop laughing. Because I
know you are.
I should interject here that I've never made a meringue pie (and I don't eat them really either) so I have no clue what the ingredients should go into them.
And in my defense, I've never even
used cream of tartar. Ever. In any recipe or with any food.
So when I went scouring the isles at the grocery store, dizzy from the crowds of Thanksgiving shoppers, I was looking for
Cream of Tartar. As soon as I saw the Tartar Sauce, I figured that was what I was looking for, patted myself on the back for finding it and got the heck out of there. (It was creamy!)
Afterall, I was looking for
Cream of Tartar NOT
Powder of Tartar.
As soon as Ken saw it, he started laughing and googled what I was
suppose to buy to show me what
Cream of Tartar was.
And when I returned the
Cream of Tartar to the store, the manager got a good laugh too. (Ken also got a good laugh that I would actually return the Cream of Tartarm instead of just keeping it to ward off further embarrassment.)
And when my mom got into town, Ken made sure he told her also.
And then
she got a good laugh too.
And now you, my dear two readers, can also get a good laugh at my most recent blond moment.
But, I
really think that we should start a petition to have the name Cream of Tartar changed to Powder of Tartar.
Although, if it
were named Powder of Tartar, we wouldn't have this awesome story to remind us of Thanksgiving 2008 and how I am truly meant to be a blond!