Mary Maykenisms

Owen:  Where did I leave the camera?  I can't find it.

Mary Mayken:  I don't know.  You left it wherever you left it.

Brilliant!

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Mary Mayken:  Here's my letter to Shane at camp.

Aunt Kem:  AWESOME.  What exactly does it say?

Mary Mayken:  I don't know Aunt Kem.  I can't read.

I mean, duh!

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Mary Mayken:  Pointing at her toes, "Look, Aunt Kem, I don't have anymore color."

Me:  I'll paint them for you later.

Mary Mayken:  No.  That's okay.  I'll just get a pedicure.

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