A Waste of Time

Me:  Shane, take a shower.

Shane:  Grumble, grumble, grumble, Da*eler look, Da*eler look, Da*eler look.

Me:  Did you take a shower?

Shane:  YES.  STOP ASKING ME THAT!

Owen:  Shane didn't take a shower, Mom.

Me:  Yes he did.  He told me he did. 

/goes and checks the shower.  It's dryer than the Sahara Desert.

Me:  Shane, did you take a shower?

Shane:  YEEEESSSSS!  OWEN IS LYYYYIIINNNGGGG!!!!

Me:  Shane, your hair is bone dry and so is the shower.

Shane:  MEH

Me:  Why did you lie?  Just take a shower already.

Shane:  Eh.  It's a waste of time.

Me:  MEH