I should predecess this by saying that this is probably completely inappropriate for a family blog. But, life isn't always about going to the grocery store and the silly things that our kids do, so the following conversation should be taken into context. It's a 10 year old boy thinking outloud about stuff that he's got on his mind and me trying to be honest with him (without freaking out might I add). At least he's not afraid to ask us questions. Right?
We told Shane that he could ask us anything and we would give him an honest answer. But really. What were we thinking? Seriously. Well, I guess that we have to keep to our word and, unfortunate for me, Ken's always at work when Shane comes up with the doozy questions.
SHANE: Mom, what would happen if you were h-u-m-p-i-n-g a girl and you peed in them?
ME: Deer in a headlight look. And recover.
ME: Well, that's not a very good thing to do, Shane.
SHANE: Why not? (Of course there's always a follow up question!)
ME: You could give them an infection. Pee is filled with bacteria. (Good answer, huh?)
SHANE: OK. Then what about sperm? That's a good thing, right?
ME: :eek: Well. No. Not really. Unless you're a married, adult couple and you're trying to get pregnant. DON'T DO THAT UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET SOMEONE PREGNANT, OKAY?
SHANE: OK. Then dad did that to you, right?
ME: Yes. Twice.
He then asked me if that's the only way someone could get pregnant. I started to go into the whole invitro fertilization conversation and then realized that I just set myself for a sandtrap and backed out of the conversation saying that I had to get the tea off of the store.
Not that there was tea on the stove or anything. Good thing he's a clueless boy and easily diverted. ;)
I'm kind of rethinking the whole honest answer thing. Except now the cat's out of the bag on just about everything so I guess we just push forward. Honest answers and all.
And you, dear two readers, get to experience all of this "fun" with me! :)
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He didn't learn that at my house! Seriously, where does he get this stuff??? WOW. Good luck with that. Twice huh ;)
I don't think I have EVER laughed so hard - even the 2nd time I read it. I just hope your Dad didn't see the 2 time thing - didn't you tell him you had the immaculate conception? Yes, twice. That Shane - XXX
Grandma Joan
Wilson, he thought about this all on his own. It wasn't anything perverted and I don't know why he was thinking about it. Oh yeah....because he's a boy. :| Don't worry. He won't say anything like this to Sheldon. He spelled humping so Owen wouldn't know what we were talking about. lol
Haha, Joan. He's a trip.
Where did he come up with the "humping" term? He's way too young for all this!!
From school. :|
Gawd. Sheldon can spell. Seriously. I think I would rather have him tell her about Santa. Quick thinking on your part!!!!
Oh good heavens. Is this what I have to look forward to? Neither one of my boys even act like they have a clue and humping is reserved for dogs only.
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