Shane Is Mommy Clean

I was going through some old emails and came across this gem that I just had to share. Some of you may have heard it before but it's still worth hearing again.

I was taking Shane to the eye doctor and wanted him to wash his face since he just ate.

ME: Shane, I need you to wash your face.

SHANE: I've already washed my face. See? (He obviously hadn't.)

ME: But I want it to be mommy clean.

SHANE: It already is. I just licked my finger and wiped my face.